الثلاثاء، ٤ سبتمبر ٢٠٠٧

THIS IS A JOKE I MADE UP!!!!!!!!

WHAT IS 1 + 1 = ?


Lets See who can guess!!

YIL VERDEJA

الثلاثاء، ٣١ يوليو ٢٠٠٧

THE GREAT WALL!!


On the 25th of July I went to the Great Wall of China. It was the best place I went in Beijing. I will never forget this day. I was brave enough to run to the 2nd little temple. The little temple were made out of brick. It was like a castle-temple. Then my mom said how many stair-steps were there in the one we were going to climb. my mom said 120, my dad 150, my sister 110 and I said 89. I won!
Now were climbing to the 3rd castle-temple. My mom stayed in the second castle-temple. Then we went down and got a ice cream. And then went home!!

الأحد، ٨ يوليو ٢٠٠٧

FRONT FLIP

Today I went to school to play tennis with a Brazilian friend called Maya. I enjoyed playing with him. When we were finished I went rushing to the bathroom.' Finally some pi.' When we were going back home with our bicycles I had a problem with the bag of the tennis racket i had. It kept falling from my back and went sideways near the front wheel of the bicycle. The tennis racket with the bag went in the wheel. And i was going a little fast. it stopped went up and did a front flip on the ground. I took breaths very slowly. when i got home i had injury in my foot and the belly. the foot hurt more. I could see nothing on my foot but every time I tried to walk it started to hurt.

then it started to become better.

HAPPENED AT MY SCHOOL
ISB - INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL OF BANGKOK, GOING OUT OF SCHOOL WITH MAYA AND HIS DAD UNTIL THE FRONT FLIP HAPPENED. HAPPENED JULY 8 ABOUT 5 O'CLOCK TO 6 O'CLOCK.

YIL VERDEJA

الاثنين، ٢ يوليو ٢٠٠٧

A final letter for Lilo

Dear Lilo,

We know you're maybe having a great time in the Cat's Heaven World. But we miss you down here a lot.

I know you're seeing us right now and you're looking at your friends too. The day you died was sad. I cried yesterday July 1st and today July 2nd (in the morning, not that much). We miss you.

Today Sarah's cat came looking for you. He was meowing a lot and I told him about you and how you died. He left and walked away sadly.

I love you Lilo,

Yil.

الخميس، ٢١ يونيو ٢٠٠٧

Golf

On Tuesday 19th of June, 2007 at 3:30 pm I went to play golf in a big golf course that had par 3, par 4 and par 5. I played with Lia and Ro. In the 1st hole I got a 3. A beautiful birdie. This is how it went. I got my driver out and when I hit the ball it flew up to the sky. When I looked up I saw nothing, so my caddy gave me another ball. When I was practicing my swing I saw a bird falling down from the sky. I saw my ball jumping 2 times in windy air and finally it fell in the sand. Than I hit my ball from the sand and it nearly went in, so the third one I potted it and I hit it too hard, but there was a mini mountain going down, so the ball went down and fell in the whole!!!

On the 2nd hole I got a bogey. A five. It was a little bit cool. When I hit the ball it went straight to the water but then it skipped on shallow water. When I hit the ball I thought it went so far because it was a perfect swing. It only went about ten inches away. Then I hit it, it went on the green and then it fell in the sand in a couple of bounces. I hit it, it went on the green and it was so close to get a par. It was about 2 cm’s away from the hole!!! I potted it in.

Now I’m talking about the 7th hole. It was like if I got a 12 on that one. When I hit that ball it went in the water than the second and then the third!!! But the caddy didn’t count that and when I hit it well she counted it.

I am skipping one. So now I’m in number 9. That one was good and hard. When I hit it, it went flying threw the air crashing threw some leaves of trees. The freakiest thing was that when I was chipping my dads caddy accidentally walked in front of me and I hit him in his back. I felt bad. But then I potted it in.

By Yil Verdeja bellemans

الثلاثاء، ١٩ يونيو ٢٠٠٧

The Pencil (By Yil Verdeja)

Hi, my name is Yil. I have one of the longest names in my class. You won't believe it, my whole name is Yil Alberto Verdeja Bellemans and I have one of the longest stories to tell you. This is one freaky and bizarre story.

Last week I was in tutoring and my behavior turned me into a maniac. I was rocking in my chair and I kept forgetting what i was thinking in my LCM-GCF-Divisibility homework. I was so frustrated my face was as bright as my red shirt and pants. The room was so cold and I was shivering like a skeleton in the wind. "Yil, just try to pay attention here," Dr. Everret, my tutor, scolded me. But I shouted back at her. She was just about to slap me with a ruler because i was such a maniac.

Just then, I heard a squeaking sound. The door was slowly opening. But, no one was there. I saw something smaller then my middle finger by the floor. "What on earth is that Dr. Everret?" I cried. Dr. Everret's ruler fell from her hand and her mouth dropped open wide. We both watched in shock as a thin red pencil came walking across the floor to the table. It jumped onto a chair and then in a single hop the pencil was on the table.

The pencil puts its led on my home work and started writing. When i looked at what it was writing, I saw it was all the answers for me. I took a closer look and realized that it was my pencil. It was the same red color as all my pencils and the eraser was almost all used up.

Dr. Everett said in her mind, "I could sell that pencil for 1,000,000 dollars." Dr. Everett reached out her hand to the pencil and grabbed it quickly.

"Hey, that's my pencil," I shouted as I began to grab the other end of the pencil. Then Dr. Everett and I both started pulling the pencil. Crack! The pencil broke in half. We both looked at each other shocked. I reached out and picked up the two parts of the pencil. Then they turned in to two smaller pencils and they hopped out of my hands and started writing my homework again.

Dr. Everett grabbed the pencils and put them in the electric sharpener until it turned into sawdust. "Time to go home," said Dr. Everett. She went out of the room as fast as she could and I didn't see her anymore. I opened the sharpener and saw all the sawdust. Not even a piece of the pencil was there. I touched the sawdust and 1,000,000,000,000,000 pencils jumped out from the sharpener. I got my bag and homework and ran out of the room.

I heard thumping and marching from the inside of the room. The pencils were following me. I ran all the way to my house and stopped. I had a dangerous plan to destroy those pencils.

I got my homework, a big fat battery, a bottle of oil, 5 whole toilet papers from my nanny's bathroom and a lighter. There was a tree that was broken from bottom to top. But not all of it was destroyed. There was a hole in the bottom of the tree where billions of ants lived. I had no choice. I had to kill them all.

Thump! "The pencils are coming," I said to myself. I put my homework inside the hole as far as I could. The hole was getting bigger so then by itself it went farther down until I couldn't see it. All the pencils jumpled right in the hole so they could write on my homework. I couldn't even see one pencil in the hole. Then I threw the giant battery down the hole and in about 2 minutes I was thinking what I could put next. I put oil inside the hole and there was no more oil left in the bottle. Second last was the toilet paper. That was hard. It took me about 10 minutes to do this. I had to wait until some of the toilet paper sunk and touched the battery. That is why. Last of all it was time for the lighter. There was a piece of toilet paper coming out of the tree. I lit a part of the toilet paper and sprinted as fast as I could to Eva's house (my sister's friend).

KAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!! Many people came running outside complaining about that horrible sound, but when they saw the explosion they were surprised. Their mouths fell wide open as
1,000,000,000,000,000 pencils were falling down from the sky like tiny red fireworks.

I walked home in amazement of how I got rid of those pencils. I was proud of myself. I solved the problem. I sat down at the kitchen table and got my second homework out. This homework was from class that was about spelling and then I started doing it. Suddenly the door opened and in walked a ......!

End Of School!!!

Finally its end of school! I feel so proud and now I can go wherever I want. When I got out of my classroom to tell my friend something, I told him that it felt that being on 5th grade was like one week. I could remember everything from 1st and 2nd semester. But I feel sad 'cause I'm going back to 5th grade. But next year I'm going to have more friends and my teacher is a boy. ( first time i had a boy teacher).

YIL

الأربعاء، ٢٣ مايو ٢٠٠٧

The Great Test!

I had a test on Friday May 18, 2007 that was about LCM, GCF, Divisibility, Fraction, Fraction tree and more.
On May 21 I got my result. That day I had the best score on my class.
I got 40/43=93%. And that was the best day in my life.

Yil Verdeja

الثلاثاء، ٢٢ مايو ٢٠٠٧

The Book my mother gave to me!

Yesterday, 21 of may, 2007 my mother gave a book I never read. It was the END! I haven't read the other books 'cause I thought I wouldn't like it. Reasons why I thought I didn't like it: when i saw the movie it was boring, some people liked it cause it had to much detail but I liked the ones with funny stuff in it.
The book is called A Series of Unfortunate Events, book number thirteenth and the name of the book was the end. When I read the back cover in the first paragraph it was funny.
Now I will tell you the first chapter I read. It had lots of details. Count Olaf, Violet , Klaus and sunny the baby sister where in the middle of the ocean. Violet and Klaus had to row the boat cause Count Olaf said so. The boat they were on was called Carmelita. In the last episode they were falling from a hotel into the sea.
Later Count Olaf said that he will get the money they or something else so one day he'll have a very fast car that says Count Olaf in the back so people will start saying there comes Count Olaf.

Count Olaf thought for a moment and said " I'm tired of Carmelita. This boat will now be called Count Olaf. so Count Olaf went to change the sign and the children had a silent conversation together without Count Olaf.
Sunny said " Push Olaf overboard." They were getting a idea how it would be like to do that. " Olaf wouldn't hesitate to throw us overboard," said Violet.
The wanted to make a compass but they had no idea where to get all the materials. Olaf finally finished. The boat was now called Count Olaf.
In a minute the clouds were getting dark and something fell down from the sky. Raindrops!!! They now knew that there was going to be a storm maybe stronger than a hurricane.

now I'm in chapter 2.

الثلاثاء، ١٠ أبريل ٢٠٠٧

GIGANTIC LIZARD


Well, I was practicing my typing when my brother Yil said ''15 minutes are over lets go to dinner. "I don't really believe in my brother, but this time I did. So then I said, "ok, lets go down stairs." Then we went down stairs. When we were down stairs, Yil did a sneaky smile and I said "where is all the food?" Then he made a laughing smile. Then I said to my self "he's lying" Then I started to run the stairs. Yil did it too. Then he grabbed me and then he finished the 1st stair.A few seconds later Yil did a BIG gasp. I came up and saw a GIGANTIC LIZARD! It was about 25cm and it had a really really light green body and it had orange spots too. I called my dad. My dad came really fast with a camera he took a picture of the lizard and then he made a little film .Then he took a picture with me 1st then Yil. we went back to our room and in a few minutes later I looked back and the lizard was gone. I hope a big lizard would come again.


By: Lia

MONOPOLY BATTLE..........


Yesterday, the 9th of April was a o.k day. My friends came they were Matthew and Marcus. They came at nine AM. When my dad came at 10 thirty AM my dad said LETS PLAY MONOPOLY. We were choosing teams but to play alone with other pieces. Me and Matthew were teams so my sister, Marcus and my dad were another team. the game wasn't fair cause my dad was so good that then my sister was winning the whole game. she already had two hotels in the first two. i had 4 houses in one of the colors and that was $1,200. if i had a hotel there it would be $1,400.No one was falling on that color except my team mate my team mate lost but i got all his houses and money$$$$$$$$$. Now my sister had 5 HOTELS. I thought my sister was gonna win but no one won cause my sister had to go to the hospital to take out her stitches on her forehead. Then when my dad and sister went Matthew said "i don't like these game." and that is how the game never finished.

BY
YIL VERDEJA

السبت، ١٧ فبراير ٢٠٠٧

TODAY'S BASEBALL LEAGUE


Today was a fine day until we were going to verse one of the best teams. But we nearly won it was 4 to 5. We were going to win but this crazy guy who always want to run as far as he can ran to the base I was at. We had two outs but the guy tagged him so he made the last out.His name is Max. I made two outs on first base. so now i will be going.
YIL

PLEASE WRITE JOKES

Write as many jokes you want in any language but that I can understand.
Thank you-
Yil
p.s you can write a poem too.
bye

الخميس، ١٥ فبراير ٢٠٠٧

WELCOME TO MY BLOG

Hi everyone this is my first blog. It was hard doing it. I wish you guys have a good time reading it. So one day I'm going to write things I saw and things that happened to me.